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VARIOUS QUOTES

steve, I'm posting this for you.









so you don't have to look at nasty crap.








I'll instead write lots of random quotes:




from SNL: the VP Debate skit with Tina Fey: “Oh, are we not doing the talent portion?”


10/06/08 (in reference to steve changing screen names)
ME: hiding?
STEVE: oh God Jesus Mary Joseph Three Wise Men Yes!... i've spent enough time dealing with old cat ladies who haven't grown into their full cat loving potential yet today


10/07/08
In a discussion about the Project Runway Season Finale:
Steve: yeah? gonna watch?
Me: like a sex addict to porn
Steve: why are you bringing up the future me?




10/13/08 (after How I Met Your Mother)
“Girls think all your stuff is stupid!” To which I almost peed my pants and Andy goes “Wait! The only reason you’d laugh that hard is if you thought it was true! YOU THINK MY STUFF IS STUPID!”





10/16/08 About my book series (sloppy firsts, second helpings, charmed thirds, and fourth comings by Megan McCafferty)
ME: “I need a drink after reading this book. Jesus Christ! I bet he’d need one too!”
ANDY: “Lol. Are you saying Jesus would also need a drink?
ME: “Yes. Yes I am. Although he would probably know the ending faster than me-including the final book not yet published and probably isn’t as high strung”






Steve, talking about surveys:
10/23
“34. Most confused human you know? Stephen Edward Steven Black. What a crazy bastard”





rom MythBusters:
Q: What’s red and smells like blue paint? A: Red Paint!





ELECTION DAY 2008 (11/04)
TIM: (beginning of campaing attack ad:-) HEATHER says she loves babies....but we know the TRUTH! Just look at this inflammatory AIM conversation she had....with a COMMUNIST! "poprokk (5:28:14 PM): DEATH TO BABIES"




11/11/08
Talking about the apple scene in the Twilight Trailer and the apple being real:
ME: well i can send you the link but it contains spoilers
STEVE: NO NO NO DONT SEND IT I DON'T WANT ANY SPOI... wait Twilight? Send it.





12/15/08
Steve on the subject of porn:
if anything, you'll head my intervention the day I become addicted to it and lose my ability to function without it because YOU KNEW from the beginning…see, the problem, or perhaps not a problem at all, with porn is that there is such a variety that even when I have enough, there's always something new and sexy to see.




Tim on my voided out pay check from MG:
“Dear macaroni grill. I do not need to be paid in a monetary form. You may pay me in disrespect and over-workedness”




Scrubs, 4/01/09
HOWEVER I did ALMOST pee my pants at the Scrubs quote:
"AW! you have a crush on yourself. Be careful because that guy you're in love with is a douchbag"!!!


4/29/09
Mythbusters lighting 1 million match heads on fire. When joking about them lighting before they were safely away, the bomb guy said “De-ass the area w the quickness”



THE END. :D

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